Mug Shot

January 21, 2011

70 Comments

  • Reply Onie January 21, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    “Dammit, Jim, I’m a coffee mug, not a cookie jar!”

  • Reply Andrea Treadwell January 21, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    “Be quiet!”
    “No, you be quiet!”

  • Reply Becky Amsdell January 21, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    Put your handle up… and give me all your drink…
    I’m gonna mug you.

  • Reply Tania January 21, 2011 at 6:42 pm

    That’s the kind of yummy thing that happens when you open your big mouth!

  • Reply Judy McFarland January 21, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    I’ll have the same!!!

  • Reply Michelle January 21, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    Mug 1: “Mine!”

    Mug 2: “Just because you licked them doesn’t mean they are yours!”

  • Reply Donna January 22, 2011 at 9:37 am

    “I pay my bills, why can’t I have Some SUGAR!?”

  • Reply Gina January 22, 2011 at 10:31 am

    Mug 1: “It’s always better, when we’re together.”

  • Reply Bianca January 22, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    LOOK MA! NO HANDS!

  • Reply Bianca January 22, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Welcome to the Mug Side. We have cookies.

  • Reply Rebecca January 22, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    Fatty

  • Reply Barbara January 22, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    “Put your cookie where your mouth is!”

  • Reply Patbobat January 23, 2011 at 12:05 am

    Cookies on the bottom.
    Sweet…stuff it

  • Reply Maureen Berndt January 23, 2011 at 10:10 am

    I said, WHATEVER!

  • Reply Laure Janus January 23, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    “No, those cookies do NOT make your mug look fat.”

  • Reply Cherrie January 23, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    Mug 1. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !!!!

    Mug 2. Shut up!!

  • Reply brooke ferrara January 23, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    mug 1. hey could i get a little help with getting that cookie?!
    mug 2. does it look like i can move buddy!?

  • Reply Renne January 23, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    I’m telling mom.

  • Reply Jasmine January 23, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    mug 1: “I’m so empty inside”
    mug 2: “Sucks to be you”

  • Reply l markish January 24, 2011 at 12:57 am

    We couldn’t be more alike, yet here you are still not sharing the way Mom taught us.

  • Reply emily stone January 24, 2011 at 1:02 am

    give me a cookie or I’m telling mom!

  • Reply Hanoch McCarty January 24, 2011 at 8:59 am

    “Hey, wise guy, Demosthenes practiced public speaking with pebbles in his mouth, not COOKIES!!!”

  • Reply Hanoch McCarty January 24, 2011 at 9:04 am

    I appreciate that you wanted to keep the cookies warm for the other kids, Timmy, but I don’t think they’ll be happy about how you did it!

  • Reply Hanoch McCarty January 24, 2011 at 9:07 am

    If you use these new mouthguards, Mr. Blummis, your snoring will be cured!

  • Reply Marlene K. Flesticle January 24, 2011 at 9:12 am

    My daughter, Shayna, was hoping to have some of the two dozen cookies I baked, Willy, and it looks like you’ve only left one for her. I’ll have to ask you to go to your room!

  • Reply Krando N. Fubsy January 24, 2011 at 9:16 am

    Look, Dubya, you ain’t President anymore, so quit hoggin’ the cookies!

  • Reply Krando N. Fubsy January 24, 2011 at 9:18 am

    Ich habe gelost ein fortz, mein Kapitan! Torpedo Los!

  • Reply Dr. Roberts January 24, 2011 at 9:21 am

    “I want you to walk down the hall in an AWDILLY FAIRSHIN!

  • Reply Mrs. Ittner January 24, 2011 at 9:24 am

    Jeez, do my thighs itch! Do you think I might be allergic to cookies?

  • Reply Michelle January 24, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    ” I can fit more in mine then you…. “

  • Reply Michelle January 24, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    ” just say — AAAAHHHHH! “

  • Reply Katrina January 24, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    Don’t worry about Ralph – he just has a chip on his shoulder from going overboard on the cookies this morning.

  • Reply Katrina January 24, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    What a crumby day.

  • Reply Katrina January 24, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    Mug A: I am going to take the last snack.
    Mug B: You don’t have the nuts.

  • Reply Melanie January 24, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    HAhahahHAH AHahahhh AaaHHuugNt gak phoo…

  • Reply AL3X January 24, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    Hey! Cover your mouth when you cough!

  • Reply meredith January 24, 2011 at 11:41 pm

    i know the feeling…

  • Reply meredith January 24, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    is there something in my teeth?

  • Reply meredith January 24, 2011 at 11:44 pm

    diet starts tuesday!

  • Reply DEB C. January 25, 2011 at 10:18 am

    O.K. MR. CHIPS “YOU’RE THE MAN !” NOW STOP MUGGING ME!

  • Reply Ginny January 25, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    Sorry, I’m a little cranky in the morning until I get my coffee and a cookie!

  • Reply jill newark January 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    ahhhh mondays stink, gimmie a cookie!

  • Reply Lora January 25, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    Really???? Can I have one cookie in my bottom?

  • Reply JulieSam January 26, 2011 at 1:15 am

    NO THANKS! I haven’t had my morning coffee yet!!

  • Reply Cindy January 26, 2011 at 6:30 am

    I need a drink!

  • Reply Foyne Mahaffey January 26, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Why do you do that? You KNOW I’m on a diet!

  • Reply Sam Porter January 26, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    You shouldn’t speak with your mouth full!

  • Reply Sam Porter January 26, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    That looks hot?!

  • Reply Melia Sweatt January 26, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    QUIET! I am really tired of the sound of your voice.

  • Reply Ryan January 26, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    right mug: bwuh bwuh whuh whuh
    Left: DUDE quit talking with your mouth full.
    right: sorry i said, quit mean mugging me…

  • Reply Dana January 27, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    Mug 1: I feel like everything I’ve eaten lately just runs right through me.

    Mug 2: Maybe it’s all the sugar you’ve been stuffing in your mouth.

    Mug 1: Huh.

  • Reply shelley January 27, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    STICK EM’ UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR COOKIE DOUGH!

  • Reply Cheryll January 27, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    “You’re stealing my cookies?! I should have know I couldn’t trust you when asked me for my coffee.”

  • Reply Jeff January 28, 2011 at 10:30 am

    Chew with your mouth closed; that’s disgusting.

  • Reply Akua January 28, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    Cookie time, holla!

  • Reply scott beers January 28, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    Those cookies make you look phat!

  • Reply Chrissy Goosmann January 28, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    “How long do you think it will take for them to realize I’m hungry?”

  • Reply Chrissy Goosmann January 28, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    “How long you think it will take for them to notice I am hungry?”

  • Reply Chrissy Goosmann January 28, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    How long you think it will take until they realize I’m hungry?

  • Reply Kerry January 29, 2011 at 3:24 am

    Man! Mugged for my cookies!

  • Reply ulli January 29, 2011 at 9:57 am

    “I want a cookie!”

  • Reply ulli January 29, 2011 at 9:57 am

    “Hungry, I am”

  • Reply ulli January 29, 2011 at 9:58 am

    “Feed Me!”

  • Reply Kristy January 30, 2011 at 11:08 am

    “Here… have some cookies. Cookies make everything better!”

  • Reply Jordana January 30, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    DUDE,DID YOU SEE THE MOORE BROTHERS ON THE XGAMES!?

    Mug 2: DID YOU SEE THESE COOKIES!?

  • Reply gina January 30, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    OMG your butt is big

  • Reply Ann January 30, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    “Wipe that s-mug look off your face.”

  • Reply Barbara January 30, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Mug 1: Hey big mouth!

    Mug2: Take’s one to know one!

  • Reply Roy March 2, 2012 at 10:53 am

    One cookie left??
    THAT MAKES ME MUGGED!!!

  • Reply Roy March 2, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Don’t talk with your mouth full!

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