Written by julia // January 21, 2011 // // 70 Comments
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“Dammit, Jim, I’m a coffee mug, not a cookie jar!”
“No, you be quiet!”
Put your handle up… and give me all your drink…
I’m gonna mug you.
That’s the kind of yummy thing that happens when you open your big mouth!
I’ll have the same!!!
Mug 1: “Mine!”
Mug 2: “Just because you licked them doesn’t mean they are yours!”
“I pay my bills, why can’t I have Some SUGAR!?”
Mug 1: “It’s always better, when we’re together.”
LOOK MA! NO HANDS!
Welcome to the Mug Side. We have cookies.
“Put your cookie where your mouth is!”
Cookies on the bottom.
I said, WHATEVER!
“No, those cookies do NOT make your mug look fat.”
Mug 1. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
Mug 2. Shut up!!
mug 1. hey could i get a little help with getting that cookie?!
mug 2. does it look like i can move buddy!?
I’m telling mom.
mug 1: “I’m so empty inside”
mug 2: “Sucks to be you”
We couldn’t be more alike, yet here you are still not sharing the way Mom taught us.
give me a cookie or I’m telling mom!
“Hey, wise guy, Demosthenes practiced public speaking with pebbles in his mouth, not COOKIES!!!”
I appreciate that you wanted to keep the cookies warm for the other kids, Timmy, but I don’t think they’ll be happy about how you did it!
If you use these new mouthguards, Mr. Blummis, your snoring will be cured!
My daughter, Shayna, was hoping to have some of the two dozen cookies I baked, Willy, and it looks like you’ve only left one for her. I’ll have to ask you to go to your room!
Look, Dubya, you ain’t President anymore, so quit hoggin’ the cookies!
Ich habe gelost ein fortz, mein Kapitan! Torpedo Los!
“I want you to walk down the hall in an AWDILLY FAIRSHIN!
Jeez, do my thighs itch! Do you think I might be allergic to cookies?
” I can fit more in mine then you…. “
” just say — AAAAHHHHH! “
Don’t worry about Ralph – he just has a chip on his shoulder from going overboard on the cookies this morning.
What a crumby day.
Mug A: I am going to take the last snack.
Mug B: You don’t have the nuts.
HAhahahHAH AHahahhh AaaHHuugNt gak phoo…
Hey! Cover your mouth when you cough!
i know the feeling…
is there something in my teeth?
diet starts tuesday!
O.K. MR. CHIPS “YOU’RE THE MAN !” NOW STOP MUGGING ME!
Sorry, I’m a little cranky in the morning until I get my coffee and a cookie!
ahhhh mondays stink, gimmie a cookie!
Really???? Can I have one cookie in my bottom?
NO THANKS! I haven’t had my morning coffee yet!!
I need a drink!
Why do you do that? You KNOW I’m on a diet!
You shouldn’t speak with your mouth full!
That looks hot?!
QUIET! I am really tired of the sound of your voice.
right mug: bwuh bwuh whuh whuh
Left: DUDE quit talking with your mouth full.
right: sorry i said, quit mean mugging me…