“Boredom is a matter of choice, not circumstance.” -Elbert Hubbard
We sincerely hope that it’s not you, because the bridge is not actually for sale, and anyone telling you otherwise is trying to part you from your money.
In spite of what you learned watching super hero movies, even with super strength you could never transform a chunk of coal into a diamond.
Is it an unattractive side effect of showing off your cannonball or an awesome comic book-worthy evolutionary advantage?
As kids, it made perfect sense for a tiny ocean to be contained within the confines of a beautiful shell. What else would explain that soft whoosh-ing sound you heard when you held it up to your ear?
It’s your go-to when you’re packing for a picnic and the nicest thing to offer an overheated repairman who has been working on your broken AC unit for the last three hours. So what is it that makes lemonade so thirst quenching?