Maybe not on the outside...
Hint: You wouldn't want to walk a mile in his shoes!
We have chemistry to thank for that.
Hint: We should give the Germans a sincere “Dankeschön" for their influence on the American work week.
Conventional wisdom would suggest that you only stand a 50-50 chance of completely ruining breakfast. However, conventional wisdom does not take into account the nature of bread.
Well, that seems like a bit of a personal question.