Did that many pirates really have a missing eye? That seems like a very specific ailment to suffer from.
Hint: He teamed up with a philosopher to make the attempt.
Do more sides mean that you should take a sign more seriously?
Hint: Actual "black light" isn't possible.
We’ve all heard that you are what you eat, but flamingoes are the poster birds for this aphorism.
Nope. But if they had opposable thumbs, they would certainly be inclined to dust off the old embroidery thread.