If by unicorns, you mean majestic marine life with a unicorn-like horn, then yes! They do!
That oh-so-stylish, late-Sunday-morning institution is not some natural expression of human need that evolved over the centuries like, say, dinner.
“Boredom is a matter of choice, not circumstance.” -Elbert Hubbard
We sincerely hope that it’s not you, because the bridge is not actually for sale, and anyone telling you otherwise is trying to part you from your money.
In spite of what you learned watching super hero movies, even with super strength you could never transform a chunk of coal into a diamond.
Is it an unattractive side effect of showing off your cannonball or an awesome comic book-worthy evolutionary advantage?